I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I celebrate my spirit with joy and playful abandon.

Most of us are too focused on our future that we forget to live our present.

I seemed to have lost all soul or sensation but for this one pursuit.

Jesus is returning for a bride whose body is in equal proportion to her head.

My books are more about people experimenting with different identities and social models in a short-term way before they can break through to something authentic.

Shall he who soars, inspired by loftier views, Life's little cares and little pains refuse? Shall he not rather feel a double share Of mortal woe, when doubly arm'd to bear?

I'm never happier than when I'm being creative, whether that's with Coldplay or other artists. I just love being in the studio.

If you are ever attacked in the street do not shout 'help!', shout 'Fire!'. People adore fires and always come rushing. Nobody will come if you shout 'help.

What I call the law of satyagraha is to be deduced from an appreciation of duties and rights flowing therefrom.

I feel like humans are a disease. It's a hard thing to communicate in a pop song. I mean, who wants to hear that?