I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found. I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

That was one of the virtues of being a pessimist: nothing was ever as bad as you thought it would be.

Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

I was definitely living fast. I was working, traveling a lot, playing. I didn't stop. It all became unbalanced.

Hindu religious literature, indeed all religious literature, is full of illustrations to prove the truth.

There is a certain kind of pleasure in weeping.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

The less my hope, the hotter my love