I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

I think to be oversensitive about cliches is like being oversensitive about table manners.

O lust, thou infernal fire, whose fuel is gluttony; whose flame is pride, whose sparkles are wanton words; whose smoke is infamy; whose ashes are uncleanness; whose end is hell.

Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth, and set down as gain each day that fortune grants.

Seems as unfounded ... to say there isn't a God as to say there is.

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

You can't go down anybody else's [road]. It's your dream; it's your life. You don't have to be told by other people what to make of yourself. You decide.

Nobody is ordinary if you know where to look.

I am never afraid to serve the society. And if someone objects, I will send them a garland.

I've always been fascinated by numbers. Before I was seventeen years old, I had lived in twenty-one different houses. In my mind, each of those houses had a number.

I want to be the best, it's not about the ranking, it's about being consistent.