I always say that a successful parent is one who raises a child so that they can pay for their own psychoanalysis.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

May your dreams be larger than mountains and may you have the courage to scale their summits.

No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue which rises against you in judgment, you shall condemn.

Be proud of your struggles. Adversity brings out the best in us.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.

It is much better to be drawn by the joys of heaven, than driven by the sorrows of earth.

I saw I could rhyme words. It came simply to me. But I wrote some pretty horrible songs that I still have on tape.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

I don't think that the United States cares. They just assume that North Korea will soon have nuclear weapons.

Use your will to conquer fears and weaknesses!