I always say to my people, how come I'm always audited and friends of mine are never audited?

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.

I'm getting housemaid's knee kneeling here gulping beauty.

To venture an opinion is like moving a piece at chess: it may be taken, but it forms the beginning of a game that is won.

In a word, most bad attitudes are the result of selfishness.

I'm not super-conservative, but a bit of tradition is nice.

Over a four-month period, I sat down and wrote every day. And then there was a novel, and all of a sudden, there were agents and offers.

Live from the heart of yourself

The comics are where all the crazy subconscious stuff comes out.

An empowered organization is one in which individuals have the knowledge, skill, desire, and opportunity to personally succeed in a way that leads to collective organizational success.

Economists can never be free of from difficulties unless they will distinguish between a theory and the application of a theory.