I always see the light at the end of the tunnel before I enter the cave

I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please

I'm on a diet I plan to lose Guilt, Fear, Sin, and Doubt then I'll be confident enough to walk about.

Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers

There is nothing more beautiful than the light of a Candle and the Aroma of it's Heart

There's two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.Or die trying

Theirs two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.Or die trying

If it has a name or a description it has or will exist at some point in time

I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies

If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you

You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes

Just as faith without works is dead, so also works without faith.

Yes, it takes two to dance. But somebody has to lead.

Regardless of gender, one has to be willing to take what belongs and what has been promised, by not backing down and by not giving up. Never be willing to throw in the towel and accept defeat!

Be encouraged. Hold your head up high and know God is in control and has a plan for you. Instead of focusing on all the bad, be thankful for all the good.

Teachers, you don't teach a subject, you teach a child.

I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.

There is no greater sorrow than to recall a happy time in the midst of wretchedness.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

The CIA is an incompetent bureaucracy, generally.