I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Eternity ended ten years ago.

Always try to come back to your senses when in love, because that's the moment you become almost carried away by sensuality and sentiments.

Discontent is the source of all trouble,but also of all progress, in individuals and nations.

I'm a minimalist. I see things in simple ways...It's human nature to define complexity as better. Well, it's not.

A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.

It would have hurt no matter who took you the first time.

I think when people get stuck in situations that go against their soul, they can't be happy. That's all.

Nothing works perfectly. The weather doesn't work perfectly. Because of sin in the world, nothing works perfectly. But in spite of that we can find comfort. We can find strength.

My books are so tame!

The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.