I always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Think positive, Act positive.

Neither a life of anarchy nor a life under a despot should you praise. To all that lies in the middle has a god given excellence.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

What is amazing is how we treat a meeting with God as ordinary or burdensome.

I'm dumbfounded by me all the time. Wow! What a.... thrill.....and a joy

Your son and your daughter needs an excellent father more than an excellent college.

The police are the public and the public are the police.

Donald Trump represents and speaks for people who get nothing from government.

I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom's around I let her do it.

We should scrub all of our federal regulations to find responsible ways to make life easier to small businesses, i want to be a small business president.