I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Beside me the monstrumologist murmured, "I believe I am in hell, therefore I am there.

Loneliness is not cured by human company. Loneliness is cured by contact with reality.

I wasn't going to be average.

I still do commercial work as an actor, which I love, because it's very quick, and it definitely pays my bills.

Had you the world on your Chesse-bord, you could not fill all to your mind.

For a metaphysical treat stop at the Big Sur Inn, which is also a haven for stray cats and dogs. Life along the South Coast is just a bed of roses, with a few thorns and nettles interspersed.

I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am.

Men scanning the surface count the wicked happy; they see not the frightful dreams that crowd a bad man's pillow.

I believe there are unidentified flying objects, I'm just not sure who's driving.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.