I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Grace abounds for a greater work.

Nothing is easy, ” and, with respect to legal work, that was absolutely true.

Look at what President Kennedy managed to achieve during the Cuban missile crisis. If Bush had been president in 1962, do you think he would have avoided a nuclear war?

Though ambition in itself is a vice, it often is also the parent of virtue.

Making rich people richer doesn't make the rest of us richer.

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page

So what are we given? We're also given, my generation, the disillusionment of our parents.

God doesn't do good things for us because we are good and we deserve them. He does good things for us because He is good and loves us.

While wounds can be inflicted easily upon those we love, it's often much more difficult to heal them.

Words are power. And a book is full of words. Be careful what power you get from it. But know that you do.