I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

The Welsh... I mean, what are they for?

There was something not quite right about her eagerness, an eerie kind of voyeurism in her need for bad news.

"All men are born equal and free" is not Nature's law in the literal sense.

We are what we think, having become what we thought.

The Gunman is useless. I know it. He knows it. The whole bank knows it.

Throughout my life, I've learned to make choices that make me happy and make sense for me. Even my husband is happier when I'm happy.

It is time to know more about would-be terrorists, to profile for terrorists and to actively discriminate based on suspicious terrorist information.

I am good. I live good. I think good. I don't have to feel good to be good, I take my goodness wherever I go.

Life, however short, is made still shorter by waste of time.

I am not someone who believes to doing a film just because it is off beat.