I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

The two things he most valued, which is to say liberty and equality, were not natural allies.

Your mind, your motion and your expression is an animation to marvel and to praise.

I don't know what my future is.

We need to know what the Bible says about abortion and marriage, poverty and slavery, and we need to see how all of these issues fundamentally relate to the gospel.

Until one has given all, one has given nothing.

Business deals are successfully negotiated every day throughout America. The common thread is a mutual desire to reach an accord. And the media business is no different.

Zen provides a structure that supports our exploring the practice and the teachings for ourselves.

Most people want to avoid pain, and discipline is usually painful.

There is no such thing as an unimportant day.

Oh Constance, we are so happy.