I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

Mozart combined high formality and playfulness that delights as no other composition in any other medium does.

People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

The legendary yet factual Curtis Wilkie has been the right man in the right place at an uncanny number of extraordinary times.

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

The more you create great music, the more it makes you eager to create more and more

If you think back to the beginning of cell phones, laptops or really any new technology, it's always expensive.

Amber Rose is NOT Charlie's [Rose] cousin. I just want to make sure people know.

Brains like that, you could be a Death Eater, son.

Reflective abstraction, however, is based not on individual actions but on coordinated actions.

The imagination can be happy in places where the whole man is not.

I always wanted to do an action movie, not particularly Bond.

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

No man can avail himself of the forces of his creative imagination, while dissipating them.

There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do.