I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

TV is not a baby sitter.

I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets see.".

If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.

It's no good to want to win still more when you have already won.

Boys, don't try to find a woman as wonderful as your mother to marry because if you do, you'll stay single your whole lives.

In my experience, the heavy-handed, terror-inspiring approach closes as many doors as it smashes open.

To be willing to sort of die in order to move the reader, somehow. Even now I'm scared about how sappy this'll look in print, saying this.

I have a car business and if I had to do an estimate on my face, I would probably write it off.

I'm a better and more educated person because of basketball.

When you do the thing you fear, the thing loses its power to scare.

It has always been my concern to touch people with leprosy, trying to show in a simple action that they are not reviled, nor are we repulsed.

Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite authors

There has never been any great genius without a spice of madness.