I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to follow that road. I don't know what the future holds, but whatever I do, I'll commit.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not."

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

He wished for access to all the world's languages at once, for then he would have a better word for how he felt and what she was.

I know what happened. I used my inTWINition

The more you recognize the immense good within you, the more you magnetize immense good around you.

I just always have to cry out a breakup, and then I can make peace with it pretty quickly.

A powerful dragon crying its eyes out under the moon in a deserted valley is a sight and a sound hardly to be imagined.

A warrior doesn't know remorse for anything he has done, because to isolate one's acts as being mean, or ugly, or evil is to place an unwarranted importance on the self.

One of the strangest things about writing well is that it requires two different zones in the brain--rigor and recklessness--simultaneously.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

Only heart to heart can speak the bliss of mystic knowers.