I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Strangers were a fairytale full of possibilities not yet corrupted by reality while caregivers were the reality – and everything that couldn't be counted upon.

It seems every morning I wake up to face a list of 20 things to do, with time only to do 10, and somehow I always wind up squishing in 30.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.

Where there is hope, there is no despair.

I love touring in the United States. It's dramatically different wherever you go. North to south you're going from snow to palm trees.

Why not liberate voters to actually vote your values?

I have made stage adjustments which allow me to hear myself better onstage so that has made playing live much more enjoyable.

Great men are never cruel without necessity.

But O, sick children of the world, Of all the many changing things In dreary dancing past us whirled, To the cracked tune that Chronos sings, Words alone are certain good.