I am Emperor, my descendants will be numerous. From the second generation to the ten thousandth, my line will not end.

The reason why China suffers bitterly from endless wars is because of the existence of feudal lords and kings.

I have collected all the writings of the Empire and burnt those which were of no use.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.

Sometimes you're looking to play perfect tennis but it's not going to happen all the time and you have to accept it.

Celebrity nowadays is so fleeting. You really have to have a legitimate talent to back it up.

God is good, there is no devil but fear.

I don't believe in villains - just people who channel their energy in the wrong way.

Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers, and I guess that's why they call it the blues.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

No one is coming to save you.

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.