I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

With love, give up better for the best and without a rest.

We don’t just believe that God is real, but in tough circumstances we believe that he knows the way out

Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.

A wise son maketh a glad father.

Old age is not a matter for sorrow. It is matter for thanks if we have left our work done behind us.

I don't get any parts I don't get offered. There are lots of great things out there I would like to do that I don't get offered.

Every time we buy a CD or download a song, the artist is paid for their work. You might not know that this isn't the case when a musician's work is played on the radio.

I am radically, insanely, nutty in love with Jesus!

Some people, when they die, leave so much life behind that we wonder how they did it.

Was she really beautiful? Was she at least what they call attractive? She was exasperation, she was torture.