I am a New Yorker. I like New York. And I like cities. And it's not my desire to make New York more suburban. I would personally just like to vet each person.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Why do you wake up in the morning?

We are so keen in our #pursuitofhappiness that we forget to be #happy!!

Always accept good advices from others, they will help you out if you are facing any complications in life

Our loyalties are to the species and the planet. We speak for Earth.

Father of fathers, make me one, A fit example for a son.

There's so many good books, but I'm always like, "I'm sorry, I have five more Faulkners to read, I can't be bothered." Most of the time when you try, you fall on the wrong one.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

Classless society is the dream of people with no class.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I believe in anything that works.