I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

How much do I owe you?

As long as you gave it your best shot, even if in the opinion of others 'you failed,' you didn't fail.

You have no idea the numbers of people that God may want to influence through you

If you desire many things, many things will seem few.

Teaching writing is a hustle.

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

The last six years have been a lot of coding and focus and hard work. But maybe it would be fun to remember it as partying and all this crazy drama.

There are growing concerns that oil companies are making too much in profits at the expense of consumers.

People who copy what exists copy a point-in-time artifact, and if you are managing the process correctly you are already hard at work on the next thing.

Geniuses are like thunderstorms: they go against the wind, terrify people, clear the air.