I am a correctionist. If something is wrong in society, it must be fixed. At least one should try to fix it.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Link had to make the decision to save himself.

I prefer to be proved wrong than to live in error.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm just a huge nerd, and that wouldn't work for me.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

Why don't you lay the footpaths where the students want to walk?

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

We start with gifts. Merit comes from what we make of them.

I do have cellulite. I have it everywhere. From the neck down!

I'd rather sink trying to be different, than stay afloat like everyone else.