I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.

Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they might have been.

I don't treasure things much - just people. And pets.

Whoever lives in Berlin note, and doesn't die of Liberalism, will never die of vexation!

When God is about to do a mighty new thing He always sets His people praying.

The woods seemed all answer and healing and more than enough to live for.

I went to a lecture of [Arthur Koestler ] once, I never met him.

Just because I never went to university doesn't mean you can't read, although I do feel a bit uneducated from time to time.

My mom is in her mid-60s and has more energy and is more youthful than any human being I know. It's pretty incredible.

I don't really watch too many remakes. I saw Scorsese's version of Cape Fear, which was good. That was a good remake.

Art is not delivered like the morning paper; it has to be stolen from Mount Olympus.