I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

Moon reveals it's beauty in darkness to illuminate the world with the light of love. When humanity suffers, let us be like the moon.

It's like she has her heart in her hand and it's broken. She's holding it out and showing me all the little pieces. Or maybe it's my heart.

Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.

I really have no plans for any kind of career in TV or anything, but if I wanted to become good at it, I could. But I don't really think it's in the cards.

Donald Rumsfeld should not just be impeached. He should be tried as a war criminal. As for Bush, he can be dispatched by the electorate while we are still a democracy.

I don't buy into the word "failure." I used to but not anymore. Trying not to fail is the opposite of art.

Teaching was great for me, because I got to show people how writing can really change the way you see not only yourself but the world.

Luckily for his audiences, Bennett doesn't tire of singing I Left My Heart. ... that song made me a world citizen. And when I do it, it always feels like the first time.

I Will Consult with God and Know that I will be Guided to Do What is Needed.

Desire is never final, desire is imprecise and impractical [...]