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Jim Gaffigan Quotes: I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
         

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.


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I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.



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Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.



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One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.



In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

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