I am a kite in a tornado, but I have a long string.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Everything that ever happened is just stories now, Earl. But it was all very real to people while it was happening. Wasn't it?

Love casts out fear, but we have to get over the fear in order to get close enough to love them.

I prefer design by experts - by people who know what they are doing.

One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities.

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

A man who can beat the horses can do anything he makes up his mind to do.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

I have no nerves, no emotion, no pressure.

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

In the western world today everyone is a democrat.