I am a living soap opera.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.

a woman is not really dressed unless she is wearing a hat.

I have the perfect face for radio.

Switch on your stamina

There is incredible potential for digital technology in and beyond the classroom, but it is vital to rethink how learning is organised if we are to reap the rewards.

The Rudderless World is not shaped by vague metaphysical Forces. It is not God who kills the Children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to the Dogs. ... It´s us. Only us.

I think men know to seduce women though words and conversation and nice gestures. That's much sexier than when a man uses muscle.

No crust so tough as the grudged bread of dependence.

Throughout my chess career I sought out new challenges, looking for things no one had done before.

If you want to learn about an organization, try to change it.

If all simply insist on rights and no duties, there will be utter confusion and chaos.

The Gods have proclaimed Christ to have been most pious, but the Christians are a confused and vicious sect.

The Immaculate Reception became the Zapruder Film of sports.