I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

When Douglas walked, his mind ran, when he ran, his mind walked.

If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.

though pleasure may be purchasable, happiness cannot be bought for a price.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

The whole of technology depends on a scientific background, and of course technology can be used for evil purposes. You can't blame science for that.

I love this quote uttered by the character Widget in The Night Circus. He credits it to Herr Thiessen but knows it is a literary quote by the another author. "Wine is bottled poetry

What goes up, must come down... Mustn't it?

May the Lord ordain that your son becomes a man, and never a coward!

Forestry is the work of nation builders.