I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

An entrepreneur is one who turns a business opportunity into a successful achievement.

Don’t stop when you fail. Instead, use your failures to measure your level of success.

An assumption is the joke

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.

Failing is not the worst thing in the world; quitting is

Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.

I'm still amazed by the process of recording.

I probably spend six hours on just my mascara. I like to get that "Hi I want to ******* kill you" look.