I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side

We all want to be the hero but some of us are born to be villains and side characters.

I love it when there’s nothingLeft to see but tiny spots of what’s still lightStories piercing the night.

Did she answer my email yet?' That's the new obesity.

I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome.

Religion, like all things, begins with self, And naught is known, until one knows himself.

I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art world.

If I put my mind to something and really want it, I'll go after it and get it.

Common sense (which, in truth, is very uncommon) is the best sense I know of: abide by it; it will counsel you best.