I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media.

Spiritual learning is easy when we realize and experience that everything that everyone said about spirituality is already in action within us!!! Seek within rather than outside.

An honest God is the noblest work of man.

We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

There is no one on earth more disgusting and repulsive than he who gives alms. Even as there is no one so miserable as he who accepts them.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Way more productive, I think, to push yourself to be more in the world, not to encourage yourself to hide.

Teenagers would rather text than talk. They feel calls would reveal too much.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.