I am a worker, a tombstone mason, anxious to pleace averyburies and jully glad when Christmas comes his once ayear.

People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

Shut your eyes and see.

Absence, the highest form of presence.

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

There is not past, no future; everything flows in an eternal present.

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it.

The supreme question about a work of art is out of how deep a life does it spring.

Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.

I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.

You have many fine qualities that I admire. But you are out of time. You should have been born a century ago, when values such as yours meant something.

Anticipation is making me late, it's keeping me waiting.

I want people to know that there is nothing more badass than being yourself.

A nation that forgets its past can function no better than an individual with amnesia.

It's a big deal in my city to have a breath of fresh air.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

It is like taking the sun out of the world, to bereave human life of friendship.

You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got braces, and you don't know how to smile, and you've got a hard-on.

All artists are two-headed calves.