I am actually going to two therapists right now. I don't know, I actually feel like therapy has just made me more uncomfortable.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Cry your guts out because nothing is sadder than an adult who forgets how to be a child.

Architecture is frozen music.

The most beautiful things are not perfect, they are special

I'm a big fan of '70s records where artists could draw on whatever influences they wanted.

The most humble research scientist in the Department of Agriculture is at this time contributing more to this country than the most useful member of Congress.

Leaving people to jumped conclusions is sometimes simpler than explaining a complicated truth

We are determined here in Montgomery to work and fight until justice runs 'down like water, and righteousness like a mighty stream.'

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

In addition, each barrel of oil we save through conservation further decreases our dangerous reliance on unstable Middle East oil.

What's "God"? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.