I am afloat on a sea of foaming joy and delight.

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a constant attitude.

The time is always right to do what is right.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

The time is always right to do the right thing.

You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.

God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.

Godliness is not just a doctrine, a belief or a principle, it has a personality.

With God on your side, what does luck matter?

Better to be called something positive and inspirational than something negative.

It took me a long time to be convinced that marriage was right for me because I've come from a long line of broken marriages. My parents divorced, and I had two broken marriages myself.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

There's nothing sadder to me than associations held together by nothing but the glue of postage stamps. If you can't see or hear or touch a man, it's best to let him go.

Remember to negotiate thickness as well as height on the lettering of your name.

Sold my soul long ago, nothing left to choose. I will follow Satan. Dancing in the dark.

If you're a nice person and you work hard, you get to go shopping at Barneys. It's the decadent reward.

When a good writer is having fun, the audience is almost always having fun too.