I am always astonishing myself. It is the only thing that makes life worth living.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Only, a lonely heart Can tell What it meansTo be lonely

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes.

Laziness in my biggest pet peeve of all time. Get up, make a plan, do the work, and love yourself, people!

I mean, I'm the tag of the [ Big Bang Theory ] show! That was one of the easiest jobs I've ever had.

When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money.

You must never feel badly about making mistakes.

I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.

When you have found inner peace, you are in constant contact with the source of universal energy and cannot be tired. . . You have endless energy.

Genius has no taste for weaving sand.

The greatest obstacle to progress is not man's inherited pugnacity, but his incorrigible tendency to parasitism.