I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.

Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

We are spectators to violence, and therefore are, how well we don't know and make sure we don't know the difference of real violence to that of simulation.

If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.

Do whatever you want because that's not what you are. That's what you do for the moment.

Gosh, even Roark noticed Dominique.

TiVo and other digital recording devices have confounded advertisers. The ad industry sees the technology as a threat to their product.

The humblest praise most, while cranks & malcontents praise least. Praise almost seems to be inner health made audible

You can do anything, not everything

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

I was able to change my life by knowing that if somebody does something good for you, you have to respond.

Know your strengths, weaknesses, and needs.

From Themistocles began the saying, "He is a second Hercules."

As God is propitiated by the blood of a hundred bulls, so also is he by the smallest offering of incense. [Lat., Sed tamen ut fuso taurorum sanguine centum, Sic capitur minimo thuris honore deux.]