I am an atheist, I have no religious beliefs. And obviously I don’t believe in spirituality of some kind.

There was something missing In my foundation Why blame the poor walls?

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

The more abstract the truth you wish to teach, the more must you allure the senses to it.

There's no doubt if you could go 5, 10, 15 million years into the future and dig down to 2016, you would be able to find the geological evidence that humans occupied the planet.

We still have a long way to go but if we work together and we work hard, you'll see black people in positions you never thought we'd be in. I thought I would never see a black President.

Being a celebrity is like being raped, and there's absolutely nothing a player can do about it.

Why should we refuse the happiness this hour gives us, because some other hour might take it away?

Everything is tedious when one does not read with the feeling of the Author.

Family hang-outs can go very late into the night and involve lots of music.