I am an expert witness because I say I am.

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living.

Uncle Vernon’s face worked furiously. The idea of being taught consideration by a man who had just blasted away half his living-room wall seemed to be causing him intense suffering.

Your best is good enough.

Creation differs from subsistence only as the first leap of a fountain differs from its continuance.

I sorrow that all fair things must decay.

God will help us become the people we are meant to be, if only we will ask Him

When I listen to love, I am listening to my true nature. When I express love, I am expressing my true nature

A rich man can afford to be generous to many.

All battles have some use, including those in which we were defeated.

We only see clearly when we have reached the depths of woe.

You have to systematically create confusion, it sets creativity free. Everything that is contradictory creates life