I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

Depression isn't a war you win. It's a battle you fight every day. You never stop, never get to rest. It's one bloody fray after another.

Gratitude is the combination of appreciate, love, kindness, and compassion in a beautiful heart.

The fertile land yields its fruits in the sacred time.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet.

There are plenty of studies that have shown that depression is associated with decreased immunity. So I want to harness all of the positive emotional energy I can in a patient to get better.

Somehow he became certain the he himself possessed the skills of a hypnotist. How he reached this judgement, I have no idea, but never convinced the rest of us.

I want the flower and fruit of a man; that some fragrance be wafted over from him to me, and some ripeness flavor our intercourse.

The things that divide us are stronger than the things that unite us.

I love Claw Money. They always send me stuff. I always wear their sweatpants.

When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America