I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

One of the Keith Commandments is that nothing is secret.

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.

A family has its own rituals and its own superstitions.

The stronger must dominate and not blend with the weaker, thus sacrificing his own greatness.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

When I started writing at 18 or 19, I had a fear of anything autobiographical, but I've come to realise that my writing is very autobiographical at the emotional level.

Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

I made a living being a background singer for years.

People may say 'What can I do? I'm only one person.' But we've proven that when we come together demonstrate, and speak our piece, there is no way the power structure can avoid being attentive.

Nature is not horrible. Nature is not wonderful. Nature is not cruel. Nature is not beautiful. Nature only is.