I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

All of the reasons we decided to part, elude me now.

The inner self is as distinct from the outer self as heaven is from earth.

Consciousness precedes phenomenon, and therefore consciousness can alter phenomenon.

It is dangerous to exist in the world. To exist is to be threatened. We must live with threats.

In social cognitive theory, perceived self-efficacy results from diverse sources of information conveyed vicariously and through social evaluation, as well as through direct experience

Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the most of what they can expect, considering their value on the personality market.

I got into film-making because I was interested in making entertaining movies, which I felt there was a lack of.

I place myself in situations where a lot of people are going to be, and bring a particular body of work that reflects the people already there. You have to study your subject.

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)