I am certain that I have been here as I am now a thousand times before, and I hope to return a thousand times.

Live each day as if your life had just begun.

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.

The moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. Whatever you think you can do, or believe you can do, begin it. Action has magic, power and grace.

Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.

At the moment of commitment the entire universe conspires to assist you.

Courage is the commitment to begin without any guarantee of success.

If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

How is it that hearts hold on to memories with the strength of hope and possibilities.

Studies show that aggressively expressing anger doesn't relieve anger but amplifies it. On the other hand, not expressing anger often allows it to disappear without leaving ugly traces.

To be whole is to be part

If you want to make enemies try to change something.

Everyone else is just cocktails.

Most scripts are so linear and simplistic in their plotline.

I am openly pro-prosecution and make no bones about it. I don't think there are enough people out there sticking up for victims.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

Cultivate virtue in the world, and it will be universal.

No more than six words on a slide. Ever. There is no presentation so complex that this rule needs to be broken.