I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

I think imperfection is beauty. Instead of being insecure about my muscles, I've learned to love them. I don't even think of it as a flaw anymore because it's made me into the athlete that I am.

Failing to open the center at the right moment - a common error by White in the Exchange Lopez - can allow Black an excellent game.

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

The trouble with Earl Barrett is that he's one paced .... Zooommmmm.

Skype has a great engineering team, which I like to describe as 'all of Estonia.'

There isn't an aspect of book creation I don't enjoy, and there has always been a book in my life to dream about or work on.

Safe is good for sidewalks and swimming pools, but life requires risk if we are to get anywhere.

Focus on one thing, make it your priority, and stick with it no matter what!

I would not lose so great an honor As one man more methinks would share with me For the best hope I have.