I am concerned about the economy. I was the first one laid off.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Zero problems with neighbors' is a value. But another equally important value is to establish peace.

If you take "Cheers" and "Seinfeld" and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel.

When good men die their goodness does not perish.

Only because uplifted in song, was I able to endure the blaze of the dawn.

A man who is ignorant of foreign languages is also ignorant of his own language.

And that's when I know it's over. As soon as you start thinking about the beginning, it's the end.

Fixed formation is bad. Study this well.

It is not love that matters, Mistress Boy, it is what you choose to do with it. What’d you choose to do with yours?

You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide.

Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance. Those that walk with vigor, three hours a day, will pass in seven years a space equal to the circumference of the globe.