I am confident, I am capable, and I will not wait to be rescued by a woodsman or a hunter.

I like libraries. It's a comfort that knowledge can be save for so long. That what we learn can be passed on.

Strange how seeing the light can make a person feel so alone in the darkness

Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius.

One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living.

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.

Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.

We had good years, with no violence, in a sense we were victims of our success.

How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do.

Immortals are never alien to one another.

You can't reason yourself back into cheerfulness any more than you can reason yourself into an extra six inches in height.

The bane of sects, especially in Bengal, is that if any one happens to have a different opinion, he immediately starts a new sect, he has no patience to wait.