I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

To be weird! That is my goal!

Blind and unwavering undisciplined at all times constitutes the real strength of all free men.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world.

Empirical proof doesn't drive progress. Progress is driven by curiosity, something we all have built into us. Empirical proof is a safety net for those uncomfortable with the unknown.

Parenting now is a two-way relationship where you learn from each other.

An old-growth forest, a mountain range or a river valley is more important and certainly more loveable than any country will ever be.

Why don't we just buy one airplane and let the pilots take turns flying it.

For a punishment to be just it should consist of only such gradations of intensity as suffice to deter men from committing crimes.

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

When Art becomes a Science it is no longer an Art.

My breaking heart and I agree, that you and I could never be, so with my best...my very best, I set you free

You can't argue with popularity. Well, you could, but you'd be wrong!

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.