I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Tis not what you crave that feeds your soul...Tis my sunshine right after the rainWhen my ravishing rays unfold.

The universe is a mirror—if you smile at her, she smiles at you with joy.

Only cross your bridge when you have come to it.

Vampires have become tragic or romantic figures. Vampire are largely seduction tales. They're no longer the scary creature in the dark.

I think maybe the English don't want to try something and look stupid, because they are a bit reserved.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

I'm still trying to be a kid. I really don't want to feel like an adult.

When you experience resistance, you find the lessons that you are meant to learn

If you're living completely on your own, break out of solitary confinement. Seek to understand others, and help them understand you

Poets, when they write of love, give themselves and everyone else away!