I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.

Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

We are spectators to violence, and therefore are, how well we don't know and make sure we don't know the difference of real violence to that of simulation.

If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.

I want to unfold.I don’t want to be folded anywhere, because where I am folded, there I am a lie.

Progress has a steep price. Success has an even steeper price. Your team won't be willing to pay it if you aren't willing to pay it.

In other hand of the enemy will arise the fortune hero.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?

Don't pray for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs.

One thing members of Congress need to realize is how much their reliance on staffers is hurting the institution and helping make it unaccountable.

Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason, and those of us who are mothers know it's the most exquisite love of all.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.