I am fundraising gold. Democrat donors hate me so much, they hear my name and they run to their checkbooks.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Wonder is the starter kit for innovation

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

summer is in me—clouds and lakes of shadows, rippling under the trees

Spare functional furniture, in my opinion, is the genius of 20th-century design.

We all make mistakes, as the hedgehog said as he climbed off the scrubbing brush

Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy.

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.

No one cares about it more than you. Give it the attention it needs.

I think I've inherited a kind ofwillfulness, a kind of quiet willfulness that I'll just hang in there with something until it happens.