I am in love and out of it I will not go.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

When you are loving, kind, and appreciative, you can help change others without using criticism.

We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes.

Nature never makes any blunders when she makes a fool she means it.

When you talk about heroines and heroes, at the top of the list has got to be the single moms of America.

At times there is nothing so unnatural as nature.

When a man sleepes, his head is in his stomach.

After enough concussions the head injuries blur together.

There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then its up to you to make it happen.

It's quite a job, so to speak, when you can really be with your child for 21 out of 24 hours.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.