I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

With conscious effort, you can be a reader.

I would love to be able to turn my recording career into something that is substantial, and where I can go and tour with an orchestra.

Redefine you. Oh God, life is so beautiful. Don't let it pass you by. Don't miss it. Don't miss it.

Any time in America when the military has to stand in opposition of their own citizenry, something is wrong.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

We Germans are so good at penalties because we have had to rebuild our country twice.

Avedon wouldn't let me put wax between my teeth like I usually did.

Experience teaches us, but we scarcely know what.

In the end the problem isn't that you have the wrong sort of government for the People, but that you have the wrong sort of People.

To show our simple skill, That is the true beginning of our end.